May 2012
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“A gentleman knows that when the Kentucky Derby falls on Cinco de Mayo the only...”
April 2012
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“A gentleman knows there is nothing wrong with a night cap. Or a morning cap for...”
March 2012
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“A gentleman knows that if he has a Rolls Royce he is meant to ride in it, not...”
January 2012
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December 2011
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A gentleman does not wear a knit cap unless he is robbing a convenience store.
July 2011
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A gentleman is “entertaining” not “intoxicated”.
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June 2011
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A trophy wife is like a Chia Pet you grow with gin.
May 2011
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February 2011
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December 2010
4 posts
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October 2010
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August 2010
3 posts
A gentleman has an abusive relationship with gin. No matter how much it hurts him he keeps crawling back.
A gentleman should speak at least three menu languages fluently.
A gentleman knows he is at a dangerous gas station when he is the only customer paying with a credit card.
July 2010
4 posts
A gentleman does not write a check at the grocery store.
George Steinbrenner is a gentleman. He died in a year with no estate tax. That is prudent financial planning.
A gentleman likes golf, it’s quiet and everyone has to wear a collar. http://yfrog.com/6z7jjrj
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June 2010
4 posts
A gentleman does not get a “hangover”, he gets even with himself for not holding his liquor.
A gentleman lives on the edge…of a swimming pool with a martini.
A gentleman understands the importance of a drink after working out and chooses his gym accordingly. See photo. http://yfrog.com/mjsloj
May 2010
3 posts
A gentleman does not sign a lady’s flesh like I just saw Ron Jeremy doing in an elevator. I think I need antibiotics.
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Gentlemen know that having an air freshener in a convertible is unecessary. Are those little trees enough to scent the outside like papaya?
April 2010
10 posts
Any bartender who does not know how to make a Gin Rickey should turn in his shaker. Real men don’t drink rum and Diet Coke.
A gentleman should not don a scarf in 60 degree weather. That means you hipster. Unless it’s holding your Ray-Ban’d head on, take it off.
A gentleman does not discuss money because he doesn’t have to. As a general rule the more a man talks about money the less he has.
Ed Hardy makes ties. Last I checked you didn’t need to wear a tie to work in a tanning parlor.
Moisture wicking gym apparel is gentlemanly, but not when it makes you look like a twine-bound sausage in a casing.
Gentlemen do not partake in PDA. Women are not possessions, and you wouldn’t spend an hour licking your Jaguar so no one drives away in it.
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March 2010
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